With apologies to David Letterman, from the home office in West Union, Illinois (the only state where our governors Make our license plates) Top Ten April Fools Racing Headlines:
10. Kurt Busch announces he's opening Anger Management Clinic.
9. Circuit of America Finds Accounting Error and Realizes Profit on 2015 F1 race.
8. Tesla to Run Lemans 24 Hour Race With Full Electric Car.
7. Scott Speed Signs Contract to Replace Kimi at Ferrari in 2017.
6. Red Bull's Helmut Marko Gets Through Entire GP Weekend Without Complaining.
5. NASCAR To Run Minivan Support Series.
4. Bernie Ecclestone Retires.
3. IMS to Run 100th 500 Under Lights
2. Lewis Hamilton Signs with Hendrick Motorsports for 2017 NASCAR Season.
And the number ONE April Fools racing headline:
1. Jon Lewis Repents and Returns Everyone's Money.
10. Kurt Busch announces he's opening Anger Management Clinic.
9. Circuit of America Finds Accounting Error and Realizes Profit on 2015 F1 race.
8. Tesla to Run Lemans 24 Hour Race With Full Electric Car.
7. Scott Speed Signs Contract to Replace Kimi at Ferrari in 2017.
6. Red Bull's Helmut Marko Gets Through Entire GP Weekend Without Complaining.
5. NASCAR To Run Minivan Support Series.
4. Bernie Ecclestone Retires.
3. IMS to Run 100th 500 Under Lights
2. Lewis Hamilton Signs with Hendrick Motorsports for 2017 NASCAR Season.
And the number ONE April Fools racing headline:
1. Jon Lewis Repents and Returns Everyone's Money.
Top Ten List
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